jamestmccoy:

Send me the names of 3 men and I’ll tell you who I want as my 

  • Husband
  • Bestfriend
  • Brother

or just people ye let’s do it

houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

happiest:

when ur friends bring up your past relationships 

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  • me: I haven't had a date since..
  • me: *silence*
  • me: omg I don't even remember
  • lustire:

    sorry mum u have reached ask limit 

    tensioned:

    why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

    okaywork:

    why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

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    saladder:

    ppl ur age that look way hotter than u
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    porkskins:

    porkskins:

    Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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    i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars