how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?
I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries
in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”
never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie